— The Ultimate Guide to Managing a Red Hen Capture Station and Everything (for dummies)

Also known as: Mails from Francis

by Jacek Woźny    (jacekifa@gmail.com)  

So, friends, one day Francis mails me and says: Jacek, can you flush hush bash ping the  rsa key of the remote host in the etc/ *%#@.ssh/@&^!.directory @local.machine and then join me and Mark on screen one? And this is how it started: The Ultimate Guide to Managing a Red Hen Capture Station and Everything. Like the Encyclopedia Galactica, it contains much that is apocryphal and inaccurate but I hope it may help anyway. Can't decide on the motto for the Guide yet. Perhaps this one:
"Detecting color and motion is indeed long since solved, in the computational paleolithic as it were, 
in the company of bifaced hand axes, Venus figurines, and ritual red ochre"  (Francis, 2016-12-14). 

The famous "Francis Was Here" graffiti
its significance will become apparent 
when you read the Ultimate Guide


This is how it really began: one day, a parcel came
 

Don't panic alone, mail Jacek (jacekifa@gmail.com)
and we can panic together 




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